Why must you trifle with my affections and toy with my heart.
For alas, as you were aware, I had purchased 10 munchkins...yet Ye hath given me 4 more to accompany the 10 purchased.
I dare not swoon for the risk of looking weak in thine eye, especially as my head would bounceth off of your cool, clean, porcelain floor. Verily, I say I would be literally head over heels.
Yet, I have had my advances previously spurned by yet another pastry maiden.
The krispy kreme whore.
Whose beauty is only matched by her treachery.
Verily I say to thee my heart can not take being torn asunder yet again.
But the pureness of your bavarian cream makes ones quiver...uh quiver.
Alas that thine motives be as clear as thine windiws, soon, next marrow leave me an extra strawberry sprankled delight and I will have no chose but to admit...
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